Sep 16

The High Council Will Hear Of This Dishonor

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Take a look at the picture accompanying this article over at CNN. Was it really that hard to find a good picture of a Klingon?

It’s just begging for a caption contest. Let’s see…

• “Gee, Billy, it sure was nice of Commander Tomalak to let us into his private museum!”
• “Watch what happens when I put a Tribble in the box!”
• “I got as far as the head, and then I decided that building my own robotic Orion slave girl would be a lot more rewarding.”
• “You know how Klingons rise in rank by assassinating their superior officers? Well, I don’t mean to brag, but you’re talking to the new captain of the I.K.S. Negh’Var.”

OK, I’m all tapped out.