Feb 24

No, no, no, uh-uh. Nope. Sorry. No way. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Andre Agassi and Roger Federer play tennis at a rather perilous altitude.

As someone on Fark.com said, you have to have a lot of balls to play there.

It’s a double-entendre, y’see? Ahh, just click the link already.

Feb 17

New DoubleBarberSpeak

Apparently, the phrase “please leave some length in the back” now means “please leave no part of the back of my neck unexposed, indeed shave off everything below the midpoint of my ears.”

At least he at last vanquished the extreme part I had been developing which was turning into a completely unnecessary comb-over.