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var Quotation=new Array() // do not change this!

Quotation[0] = "Shamelessly inflating its hit counter with this nifty randomized tag-line.";
Quotation[1] = "The genuine article. Accept no substitutes.";
Quotation[2] = "Updated once a year, whether it needs it or not.";
Quotation[3] = "Who put the 'Zen' in Swartzenegger?";
Quotation[4] = "Providing virtually nothing of value to the web for over ten years.";
Quotation[5] = "Support for this blog is provided by: an infinitely tall stack of tortoises";
Quotation[6] = "Home is where the 'net is.";
Quotation[7] = "Unfocused to the core.";
Quotation[8] = "One's never alone with a rubber duck.";
Quotation[9] = "What could possibly go wrong?";
Quotation[10] = "You can't buy loyalty with a fig newton.";
Quotation[11] = "It looked better on paper.";
Quotation[12] = "Congratulations! You're our ten millionth visitor! (Oops, sorry, I miscounted.)"
Quotation[13] = "For those of you just joining us, today we're teaching poodles how to fly."
Quotation[14] = "Official Web Site of the 1964 Tokyo Olympic Games"
Quotation[15] = "Actually, there is no excuse."
Quotation[16] = "Working my way to the top, one Ångstrom at a time."
Quotation[17] = "But I have some good news. I just saved a whole bunch of money on car insurance by not owning a car."
Quotation[18] = "News You Can't Use"
Quotation[19] = "Ana Ng and I are getting old and we still haven't walked in the glow of each other's majestic presence."
Quotation[20] = "Please place the item on the scanner and wait."
Quotation[21] = "Just last week, I was merely heck."
Quotation[22] = "You'll come for the fisheye picture of my cat. You'll stay for the... hey, come back!"

var Q = Quotation.length;
var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
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