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My sister-in-law's cousin's roommate's uncle's friend's friend says we didn't land on the Moon. Should I be skeptical?Seems like I have to answer this damn question every other week. Can you guys just listen up already? I mean, honestly, some days it seems like there aren't enough clue-by-fours in the world.read more...

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