{"id":42,"date":"2004-09-16T23:08:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-16T23:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/cf\/?p=42"},"modified":"2004-09-16T23:08:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-16T23:08:00","slug":"the-high-council-will-hear-of-this-dishonor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/2004\/09\/the-high-council-will-hear-of-this-dishonor.html","title":{"rendered":"The High Council Will Hear Of This Dishonor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Take a look at the picture accompanying <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2004\/WORLD\/europe\/09\/15\/germany.klingon.reut\/index.html\">this article<\/a> over at CNN. Was it really that hard to find a good picture of a Klingon?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/blogpics\/2004\/klingon.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s just begging for a caption contest. Let&#8217;s see&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>&#8220;Gee, Billy, it sure was nice of Commander Tomalak to let us into his private museum!&#8221;\n<li>&#8220;Watch what happens when I put a Tribble in the box!&#8221;\n<li>&#8220;I got as far as the head, and then I decided that building my own robotic Orion slave girl would be a lot more rewarding.&#8221;\n<li>&#8220;You know how Klingons rise in rank by assassinating their superior officers? Well, I don&#8217;t mean to brag, but you&#8217;re talking to the new captain of the I.K.S. Negh&#8217;Var.&#8221;<\/ul>\n<p>OK, I&#8217;m all tapped out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Take a look at the picture accompanying this article over at CNN. Was it really that hard to find a good picture of a Klingon? It&#8217;s just begging for a caption contest. Let&#8217;s see&#8230; &#8220;Gee, Billy, it sure was nice of Commander Tomalak to let us into his private museum!&#8221; &#8220;Watch what happens when I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geekery"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}