{"id":60,"date":"2005-05-08T18:44:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-08T18:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/cf\/?p=60"},"modified":"2005-05-08T18:44:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-08T18:44:00","slug":"worst-marketing-tie-in-evar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/2005\/05\/worst-marketing-tie-in-evar.html","title":{"rendered":"Worst Marketing Tie-In EVAR!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/blogpics\/2005\/darthcheez.jpg\"\/><br \/>Actually I bought this intending to come here and complain that they weren&#8217;t actually dark, evil Cheez-its. But in fact this batch has some sort of hideously nasty chemical aftertaste. Indeed, the dark side <i>is<\/i> with these baked snack crackers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Actually I bought this intending to come here and complain that they weren&#8217;t actually dark, evil Cheez-its. But in fact this batch has some sort of hideously nasty chemical aftertaste. Indeed, the dark side is with these baked snack crackers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=60"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=60"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=60"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=60"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}