{"id":68,"date":"2005-08-21T00:51:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-21T00:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/cf\/?p=68"},"modified":"2005-08-21T00:51:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-21T00:51:00","slug":"thanks-for-the-stem-cells-now-go-away","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/thanks-for-the-stem-cells-now-go-away.html","title":{"rendered":"Thanks for the Stem Cells, Now Go Away"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every year, local free indy paper <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nashvillescene.com\">Nashville Scene<\/a> holds a contest called &#8220;You Are So Nashville If&#8230;,&#8221; inviting creative readers to fill in the blank. Gems from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nashvillescene.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?story=Back_Issues:2005:July_21-27_2005:News:Cover_Story\">this year&#8217;s contest<\/a> include:<\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>Your recording contract lasted longer than your marriage.\n<li>You wonder what the Northern Baptist Convention is like.\n<li>If he had his way, the headliner at your Fourth of July celebration would have half of the crowd deported.\n<li>You didn&#8217;t know Nashville had a hockey team until the lockout.\n<li>Your weatherman spends 45 minutes of prime airtime describing a five-minute storm.\n<li>Your new guilty pleasure is circling the new Hustler Hollywood in your car because the <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.pbase.com\/deadelvis\/image\/22332218\">Musica<\/a> statue just isn&#8217;t doing it for you anymore.\n<li>You wish Jack 96.3 would just shut up.\n<li>You&#8217;re still wondering how to buy stock in <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Operation_Tennessee_Waltz\">E-Cycle<\/a>.\n<li>You&#8217;ve been dropped from TennCare, gas prices are too high, you can&#8217;t pay your rent, but you can still afford to buy a state senator.<\/ul>\n<p>But what was voted second place was actually the best:<\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li>You used to like <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/9008040\/\">Bill Frist<\/a><\/li>\n<p><\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every year, local free indy paper Nashville Scene holds a contest called &#8220;You Are So Nashville If&#8230;,&#8221; inviting creative readers to fill in the blank. Gems from this year&#8217;s contest include: Your recording contract lasted longer than your marriage. You wonder what the Northern Baptist Convention is like. If he had his way, the headliner [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-nashville"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}