{"id":99,"date":"2007-11-29T00:55:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-29T00:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/cf\/?p=99"},"modified":"2007-11-29T00:55:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-29T00:55:00","slug":"unsocially-networked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/unsocially-networked.html","title":{"rendered":"Unsocially networked"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was about to post this message to my under-used myspace profile:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>On rare occasions I find it more convenient to have a myspace account than not have one. However, I have neither the time nor the inclination to look through all of the ten or so friend requests I get weekly on the remote chance that one of them isn&#8217;t from an ersatz 22-year old in her underwear. If you are someone I know, then you already have multiple other ways of getting in touch with me that don&#8217;t involve what may very well be the most poorly designed major web site in existence.<\/p>\n<p>Henceforth, friend requests go to \/dev\/null. Now get off my lawn.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>But at the last minute I decided to cancel the account altogether. I&#8217;m going to go be awkwardly old and unsociable on facebook instead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was about to post this message to my under-used myspace profile: On rare occasions I find it more convenient to have a myspace account than not have one. However, I have neither the time nor the inclination to look through all of the ten or so friend requests I get weekly on the remote [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-99","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=99"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=99"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=99"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.circumspectfiesta.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=99"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}